greetings for the edge of my happy place

I won't elaborate on why I haven't written in over a year and a half. I will briefly say that part of it stems from the fact that I committed to a sleep study that simply went on way too long. What's a year and a half when you get $20 is Sonic vouchers and all the free soda pop you can drink? Boy, I love soda pop.

After a few rousing rounds of guitar hero last evening, we decided to view some new movie trailers via our Apple TV. Low and behold, we stumbled upon what might possibly be the greatest feature length film of our generation. It's the Citizen Kane of our time. Yes, I'm speaking of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Here's a link to view the trailer with your own eyes.

-- Beverly Hills Chihuahua Movie Trailer --

I can't begin to describe the overwhelming joy this film will bring me upon its release date. And with regards to merch, I'm buying it all. The hat, the t-shirt, the little dog that sings when you squeeze its paw (kinda like real dogs!!).

I hope you enjoy this half as much as I do and I will leave you with this: When you're up late at night, dreaming of things to invent and you say to yourself, "Hey, wouldn't it be great if my toilet brush doubled as a remote control caddy?" Save that idea because clearly, if you position yourself properly, some asshole will "green light" it. media5

Busier than a shoveler at a mule tournament!

Hello kiddies. We just wanted to say how much we have missed you while we have been away. But we come back with news (good or bad, you decide) about where we have been.

Reflect on this. Late to work, spilled coffee, wet pants, paper cuts, oil rigs. Now imagine... sleep in late, wear pj's to work, solitude, loud music, flat broke. Ah yes. We have started a record label. Me and the Machine Records. Please listen, enjoy and tell your mom. No joke, mom's love us.

Josh Preston - Picture (mp3)
Brad Sweitzer - Your Sister (mp3)
Nick Shelton - Marijuana Blues (mp3)

Neat

We wish the earth had toes

Strip clubs never have water features. Maybe someone should call HGTV. There's a show waiting to happen.
Few things have happened today. Few things happened yesterday. Lots will happen tomorrow because it's Thanksgiving. Yippie syphilis and baked goods.
Get a shot. It's almost Christmas. media5

What's for dinner?!?!

What's up y'all? We've been thinking and we want this to be of at least somewhat useful. Like your face!!!! Oh Snap. Huh?
Thoughts are forthcoming.

Sleep

Enjoy

Licking nail holes in cyber space

"Back up the turnip truck".

That's our latest hip-hop creation. Many things get "shout-outs" but never turnips. We figured, "What the hell?". Rutabaga. That's another name for turnip. Respect.

We're currently in the process of reading each of these posts over again. We figured, "What the hell?".
Time to meld the brain cells and strap this thing back on.

The turnip has 20 chromosomes. Awe-sum. So do we.

Licks and headlocks. media5.

The whale-shark is swimming towards us, run you foolish monkey

Give us a pop tart. Now. If we don't get a pop tart soon...whatever. The delay in posts stem from long tours of the world as Truffle Shuffle Champions. Pics will come soon. It's difficult to escape the rigorous training hence the anger above over the delay in Pop Tart receipt. Zimbabwe was by far our favorite stop on the tour. We all got bones through our noses and learned the art of African drum making. Now we beat it all day long. Pow. Zing. Dirty is the new clean. Jesus, we hate it when people say "something is the new something". Although "gay is the new black" is pretty damn funny.
From here on out, we'll spend our days making promises we can't keep while knocking our knees together to the gentle rhythms of the latest John Tesh release. The man is a genius and he has a radio show about how to better yourself. Face your fears. Over come your adversities. Did you know the word vacuum has two u's in it? The world could benefit from more umlauts. Vowel mutilation? Don't oppress us you bastards.