Neat

We wish the earth had toes

Strip clubs never have water features. Maybe someone should call HGTV. There's a show waiting to happen.
Few things have happened today. Few things happened yesterday. Lots will happen tomorrow because it's Thanksgiving. Yippie syphilis and baked goods.
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What's for dinner?!?!

What's up y'all? We've been thinking and we want this to be of at least somewhat useful. Like your face!!!! Oh Snap. Huh?
Thoughts are forthcoming.

Sleep

Enjoy

Licking nail holes in cyber space

"Back up the turnip truck".

That's our latest hip-hop creation. Many things get "shout-outs" but never turnips. We figured, "What the hell?". Rutabaga. That's another name for turnip. Respect.

We're currently in the process of reading each of these posts over again. We figured, "What the hell?".
Time to meld the brain cells and strap this thing back on.

The turnip has 20 chromosomes. Awe-sum. So do we.

Licks and headlocks. media5.

The whale-shark is swimming towards us, run you foolish monkey

Give us a pop tart. Now. If we don't get a pop tart soon...whatever. The delay in posts stem from long tours of the world as Truffle Shuffle Champions. Pics will come soon. It's difficult to escape the rigorous training hence the anger above over the delay in Pop Tart receipt. Zimbabwe was by far our favorite stop on the tour. We all got bones through our noses and learned the art of African drum making. Now we beat it all day long. Pow. Zing. Dirty is the new clean. Jesus, we hate it when people say "something is the new something". Although "gay is the new black" is pretty damn funny.
From here on out, we'll spend our days making promises we can't keep while knocking our knees together to the gentle rhythms of the latest John Tesh release. The man is a genius and he has a radio show about how to better yourself. Face your fears. Over come your adversities. Did you know the word vacuum has two u's in it? The world could benefit from more umlauts. Vowel mutilation? Don't oppress us you bastards.