The whale-shark is swimming towards us, run you foolish monkey

Give us a pop tart. Now. If we don't get a pop tart soon...whatever. The delay in posts stem from long tours of the world as Truffle Shuffle Champions. Pics will come soon. It's difficult to escape the rigorous training hence the anger above over the delay in Pop Tart receipt. Zimbabwe was by far our favorite stop on the tour. We all got bones through our noses and learned the art of African drum making. Now we beat it all day long. Pow. Zing. Dirty is the new clean. Jesus, we hate it when people say "something is the new something". Although "gay is the new black" is pretty damn funny.
From here on out, we'll spend our days making promises we can't keep while knocking our knees together to the gentle rhythms of the latest John Tesh release. The man is a genius and he has a radio show about how to better yourself. Face your fears. Over come your adversities. Did you know the word vacuum has two u's in it? The world could benefit from more umlauts. Vowel mutilation? Don't oppress us you bastards.