Safety first. Then beer.

From the makers of "Pedro, Where's My Muffin?" and "Tooth Attack" comes this summer's first epic motion picture. It's a story of love. Of betrayal. And one man's desire to learn what happened to him so many years ago. "Stalin Licks The Tape Dispenser" will leave you to ponder your very existence. This film will someday replace the air we breath with it's greatness. "Two nubs way up" says the guy who saw the film who, in turn, had no arms. Prepare to be mesmerized. Just don't get any on your new shoes.

Kids, we seldom dive into the classics. Well, except for yesterday. But today is a new day and well.... We're diving into the classics yet again. Today's holy grail of soul comes to us from Al Green. Listen, you can go out and buy any Al Green record but the "Greatest Hits" record that features him without a shirt on the cover is not only super-silly hot, but it contains some of the most memorable moments in music history. Mad ups to Rev. Grits Burn. Mad ups.

In one of many breakthroughs we've had in recent weeks, this week, we stopped believing in the Easter Bunny. We're working on Santa but that's going to be tough. So tell me about your mother. media5