Where are we?

We ate the apple. Then this morning after a week of being asleep, we awoke to the kiss of a prince. Actually, the "prince" was a rather large man with a "Daddy's Little Princess" t-shirt on. So, what have we learned from this? Don't eat apples or make out with older men.

Today's musical staple remover is from Shudder to Think and their record "Pony Express Record". It never resolves. Seriously. They never frigging resolve. The entire album is kinda like being locked in a room with Hulk Hogan when he's high on angel dust. That happened to us once back in '86. But when all the chips had finally fallen, we came out of it with a very lucrative children's vitamin deal. We still have our souvenir yellow speedos.

We're back, bitch. media5