Like licking a frozen mailbox...

Ok, so while this next bit of information may not be as thought provoking as why Walter Mondale would be carrying around a Victoria's Secret shopping bag, it's interesting nonetheless. Last night, in a rather Time-Life books fashion, we collectively bit our tongues at the same time. The pain is still there and it won't stop throbbing. We all agree that it hurts. The strangest thing about it is that it happened while we were eating ice cream. If you too chew your ice cream, you're not alone.

Bands, bands, bands. Well, today's simple black dress of sound comes to us in the form of Bebel Gilberto. Her new self-titled record is a sure-fire way to make you do something tropical. Like wear a Hawaiian shirt or blow into a conk shell or challenge a sumo wrestler. Do what you like. You'll always have a place to call home.

We don't judge you. We may laugh and point but we won't judge. Put that down before you lose and eye. media5