String Cheese Sweater

Grenada. Buzz is now the proud owner of Grenada. Please Buzz, you can do what you will with this country but please don’t change the color of the flag. Wait, owner is kinda strong. Divine Leader. Yeah, Divine Leader is a better title. We contacted the UN and the deed is in the mail. Congratulations. There is only one downside to your illustrious winnings however: Mr. Roper is your Secretary of State. Good Ship Lollipop indeed.

Clowns: The everlasting debate. Some people think they’re creepy. Some think they are only in our lives to juggle for us. Do you know the history of juggling? Nope. Neither do we. As far as written history about juggling is concerned, it’s right up there with Beowulf. Scott Beowulf.

Is the “3-second rule” worth it? Really. If no one’s around, do you count to yourself? If you’re an openly schizophrenic body builder from Jersey City, NJ, you’re excused from this exercise. We’ve seen your work. Rarely does the world ever get you down or tell you what to do. You’re your own boss. You deserve it. We’ll give you one moment in time. Cut to the film montage.

Wow. Music. That’s what we’re here for. Well, that and to fend off evil-doers. Welcome back. An oldie but a goodie is none other than Life Without Buildings. Their record was called “Any Other City” and it’s a tough record to find but well worth it. Spin it and see. Sadly, they broke up.

Wait, we actually live in a world where music no longer has to spin… Since we started recording music and sound, it has spun. Now, it’s mp3s and computerized audio files. Wait do mp3s spin? Field trip. media5