Wooden Tongue

While we were hanging out, working on our new cheering routine, we quickly realized that what we were doing was just plain wrong. We were only masking our deepest fears in open-ended, high school-esque cheering routines because we were in total denial until just that very moment that we once had a sixth member. The poor soul is probably somewhere outside of Topeka in a convention center signing autographs telling people that we were nice people but we had irreconcilable differences and we amicably parted ways. Is this Creed or are we dreaming? Whoa. Ouch.

Couple of new things on the musical horizon that we want to throw your way so we’ll take a moment and do that now. Nikka Costa and Emiliana Torrini each have new records on the way. Any Joss Stone and Bjork fans, respectively, will dig these two artists immensely. Also, the new Kings of Convenience record entitled “Riot on an Empty Street” will be out here on July 27th. Jump on that.

We’re petitioning to have the ban on electric pogo sticks lifted. Said ban has been in place since the 1970’s and it’s time to overthrow and reverse the outdated mentality that these particular pogo sticks are still a danger. We want freedom now. You can’t oppress us forever. We will fight on. Ouch. We scrapped our knee. Needing Bactine. media5