Sunglasses ++

It's easy to put on a pair of sunglasses and tell people that you're working with the secret service and that they please leave the premises. The hard part is getting them to actually do what you say. We tried this when there was a really long line at the local Wendy's. The people standing in line didn't seem to believe us. After this short-lived sociology experiment we came to the following conclusion: people will sacrifice national security for a Frosty. We don't blame them. Frosty's frigging rule.

Time for a curve ball. We haven't thrown one in a long time so here it is: A Decade of Steely Dan. Yup it's not indie and it's rather far from hip but it is chalk full of 70's FM radio goodness. Trust us. We wouldn't lie to you. Well, we might but it would probably be unintentional.

Yeah, we should be back on track tomorrow but maybe not. Trains scare us. We once used the restroom on the Eurostar between London and Paris. We came to the general consensus that is was the fastest we had ever traveled while using the bathroom. Planes don't count. They never do. Ok, one last musical blast. The Replacements' tune "Waitress in the Sky" from the album Tim. Crank it out and think about modes of transportation w/ on-board restrooms. Is this potty humor? Nope. It can't be. It's not funny. Don't forget to wash your hands. media5