****Breathing Underwater****

Did you hear the one about the guy and his bike? Neither did we. If you hear it, can you fill us in? Our joke catalog is about as promising as a loose tiger in a kindergarten class during nap time. Stretch. It feels nice.

Yippie. New bands. We love new bands. Well, they're really used bands because once you've heard them they've already been heard. That was the dumbest attempt at a philosophical statement we've ever been involved in. So, when the time feels right, please check out Paddy Casey. Any Damien Rice fan, we feel, will be pleasantly pleased. Pleasantly pleased? That doesn't make any sense. Nor does the world. Go figure. Hell, go fish.

We're thinking about sponsoring a racing boat. Those things go really fast. And when they crash, whoa nelly. It's just water and motors and helmets. Watch out. Ramp. media5