Clean your plate or you'll cause an earthwake.

Last night, we killed a man. Just kidding. We're pretty sure he's still alive. Just very badly hurt. With all that reflective tape you'd think we'd have missed him. Nope. The person driving thought they we're turning into an all-night McDonalds. Nope. Meat is murder.

Today, we'd like to honorably mention Bit Shifter. Now, we're not sure about albums but maybe you can find something out there in Webland. Our man Bit is a composer but he composes using a Game Boy and some crazy Game Boy music maker thing. We're not very well informed. If you've been with us for any amount of time though, you knew that already.

Did you know that Lance Armstrong is dating Sheryl Crow? What a difference Today makes indeed. Now that's news. If that's not news, we don't know what is.

Are turnips less favorable these days? Maybe they're just out of season. We like turnips. Maybe we can become the national council for Turnip advocacy. They need us. It's their turn. Maybe the Today show will do a spot on turnips and we can inform the public about their greatness. People have been eating them in Europe since prehistoric times. They're a great source for....we don't know. We just know they're good. And knowing is half the battle. media5