You've been served. Enjoy. Would you like some ketchup?

Yippie day. Happy day. We'd like to begin with an apology to bran muffins. They did nothing wrong and we accosted them and made them feel unloved yesterday. Yup, we're apologizing to muffins. It's come to this. Maybe we should discontinue eating breakfast foods altogether and retain our regimen of smoking our breakfast. Shhh. Is someone at the door? Quick. Turn the lights off.

Ok, they're gone so it's time for the Top 5:

1. Sigur Ros - Ágætis Byrjun (One of the most beautiful albums ever recorded.)
2. South - With The Tides (Also, very pretty.)
3. Sufjan Stevens - Seven Swans (Pretty in an indie way.)
4. The Jayhawks - Rainy Day Music (Rhinestone pretty.)
5. The Prom - Under The Same Stars (We're not good with themes. Or consistency for that matter. This is a record that was released by Barsuk a few years ago. It flew under the radar but it's worth picking up.)

If the weather holds, we're all going to Siren Fest. this weekend and you should too. It's at Coney Island. We're excited about drinking lots of beer and strapping ourselves into the Puke Master 3000 after drinking said beer. We like rides. Even the train ride there has, in the past, proven to be very exciting. Come play and drink and be merry. We want to be Steve. In order to avoid confusion however, we're going to go by our real names: Claud 1-5. Damn. Now they know who we are. Or do you? media5