What is that smell? Someone please open a window.

Jumping in with both feet, starting without hesitation, getting right to it, being spot on. These are all actions that we feel like delaying today. We're not super motivated. Maybe we should read more self help books. Maybe we'll just help ourselves and then write a book about it. The book will be called "4 Things to Do When You're Bored". Those 4 things are: Counting Backwards, Naming the original cast of "Eight Is Enough", converting to Buddhism, and running for elected office. Damn. Now one of you is going to steal our book idea and make millions. It's theft but at least it's proactive.

Today's special sound comes to us from The New Amsterdams and their record "Worse For The Wear". Check, check, check it out. We're so old school. We represent the streets. The band just mentioned isn't down with the click but it's a great record nonetheless.

Now's a good a time as any to go shave our bodies. That's a great idea. We're going to make t-shirts that say things like "I'm Too Hot For Hair" and "I Don't Have Any Hair On My Body. Wanna Date?". If one of you steals that idea, we're going to throw down. Save the drama for your mama. media5