Quick. Go get a paper towel.

Fact: David Bowie is an alien. And to help prove this fact, he released "Earthling". If you haven't hung with Bowie since "Fame" now is your chance to revisit him and his alien prowess. Although he's an extraterrestrial, he seems to have been going through a bit of a rough spell as of late. Between getting hit in the eye with a lolly (that's how they say lollypop across the pond) and the emergency heart surgery, this planet's atmosphere is taking it's toll on him. He's like 60 something in human years so that means he's 673 on his home planet. This has all gone on long enough.

We found an amazing picture of the queen meeting with Bob the Builder. We'll try to get it up (Ha ha. They said "get it up") as soon as possible. We wonder what they conversed about? Does the queen like to build? Does she have a tool belt (Ha ha. They said "tool belt")?

Stop it alter-ego.

We like Eggos. Kellogg's has an amazing selection of frozen breakfast foods. Many of them can be placed in a toaster. Damn toaster. They even makes ones with goop in the middle. Stupid bran muffins. Take that. You've got a long way to go to catch up w/ the greatness of the almighty Eggo. The day they stop making Eggos is the day we stop loving the world. Goop. Yummy goop. Say "goop" three times fast. Say it faster. Say it with a mouthful of Eggos. Clean up after yourself. You've made a mess. media5