The colors are too bright. Our eyes have become socketless.

Straying from the course a bit this morning with this next selection. It comes to us from a guitarist by the name of Joe Morris. It's an album that was put out by Knitting Factory Records and it's called "Joe Morris Quartet at the Old Office". If you're not familiar with the downtown New York avant-garde jazz scene, this is a nice little step in that direction. It may freak you out. If it freaks you out, it's cool. You my be a square. Don't be alarmed. There are lots of "squares" in the world. The kid that wouldn't drink with you in high school: square. Your uncle Frank: square and not very good with children. Squares are people too. They just have a low tolerance for the "out of time" and the "out of tune". They'll come around.

We are so sleepy today. Between the international spying and the bouts with a toaster that doesn't know when to stop toasting, we're exhausted. Damn toaster. They can make a computer that can talk to you but they still can't make a toaster worth a damn. That's two "damns" in one paragraph. We're racy. We push the envelope. An envelope full of money. And we pushed it over to the cashier at Bed, Bath & Beyond for a toaster that still doesn't toast worth a damn. Will you please join us in starting our very own toaster revolution? "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE WHOLE GRAIN, GET USE TO IT." MEDIA5