It can only get worse...

So if y'all haven't seen the news about Tom Waits' new record, it contains a rather startling fact: There is no piano on the entire record. Yup. It makes us about as comfortable as flying with a blind pilot but we'll just have to wait and see we guess. Horrifically bad pun. In the meantime, check out his release from a few years back entitled "Mule Variations". It contains loads of piano and a song about a Filipino hog. Yum.

We'll be introducing another contest very shortly. There won't be any prizes or giveaways but it will be a fun way to test your skills. We're not sure what skills we'll be testing exactly but it doesn't really matter at the end of the day. All that matters is....

Listen, we don't know what you like. We don't know what kind of sick things you do in your spare time. Maybe you don't even like music. Maybe you only enjoy torture or your collection of Pound Puppies.

What happened to the Pound Puppies that didn't get purchased?

They went to the farm.

They always wind up at the farm.

Along w/ our cat and our goldfish and our lizard. It's a big farm. It's off 95. Near the Connecticut border. The animals play and run around. Well, the Pound Puppies don't play or run around. We gave them the power of immortality, we didn't give them the ability to run. What do you want from us? You people are crazy. Stop staring. media5