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So...For the first time, we missed a day. We're really sorry. We'd tell you that it will never happen again but that would be dishonest. We don't want to be dishonest. A cherry tree would fall on our heads. Is that how the story goes? We were never very good with moral lessons.

Today's hot pick is an oldie but a goodie. It comes to us from the late, great Frank Zappa and his record entitled "Civilization Phase III". It's one of our favorite works. The premise of the record is about a bunch of people that live in a piano. It's out there but the compositions are awe-inspiring. When aliens take over the planet in a few more years, when every last human is gone, they'll find this record and they'll rejoice in a collective sigh of "What the Hell?" They'll probably also determine that there was intelligent life here after all. But we'll all be dead so their findings will be moot.

Tomorrow is the new top 5. We can't wait to share it with you. Hell, we can't wait to see what it's going to consist of. We haven't written it yet so we don't know what it will be. Anything could happen between now and tomorrow. Like that alien thing mentioned earlier. Dude, if aliens show up tomorrow we are going to make a career out of appearing on daytime talk shows explaining how we predicted it. You heard it here first. You've been warned. Live long and prosper. media5